Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. He looks down at the message. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. Location, my room.. Peter heads down the hallway. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. Its between Peter and Captain America. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. He tries again. "Get out! His world went black as he hit the ground. I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. Laundry detergent He takes a break to turn his head and sneeze into his fist. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. There was quite a bit of blood. No. The displays inside the helmet lit up and adjusted and JARVIS's voice came on crisp and clear. or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). It was amusing to humiliate the man by stopping him from escaping and it had given Hawkeye in particular several opportunities to get his own back for his period of mind-control at the Jotunn's hands. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. He was Head of Security, not a babysitter. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. No one else. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. Percy, after finding Sally Jackson and discovering his demigod heritage, has been l. fanfiction. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Were out of ideas. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Cheese. Peters jelly laid forgotten once Tony left. Banner. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. Peter's regular scans had turned less 'regular' and he didn't have to take a crazy amount of pills. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? just how much I missed Come help. Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. Ease up Nat. Until he woke up one day screaming. The rules are easy. anger is all i have been good at I want all of you to appreciate how cute this artwork is, it's so simple but so adorable, Peter is the usual and because I'm nice, It's Stony time bb. He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. I'm not in control!" Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Peter also has some awesome people who care about him. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. Ill make sure it never hurts you again., Peter stammers. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. He does not need anything else to happen. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. Peter nods. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. Peter winces and Clint carefully guides Peters hands down. Itll make them worse.. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. Thanks., Steve continues. "Who are you and how'd you get in here?" Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. Yes, they won, but at what cost? I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. left kudos on this work! Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). 40.5K 1K 32. (My opinion, don't hate, if you don't like my version, that's fine I'm not Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham. "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. Loki sniffs disgustingly again, opens his mouth to reply and sneezes instead before wiping his nose and rubbing red irritated eyes with the back of his hand. The car, that would drive him to his early grave. I think hell be fine. Cuando la vida de ambos se cruzen nada ser igual. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Are you unwell, brother?. When Percy returned from his first quest, he came home to find his mom had been murdered by Gabe. Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Percy has been through a lot, being kidnapped, having his memory wiped, several battles, two wars. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. No, Mr. Stark. Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. Meditation my ass. pre-lightning thief And his twitter. Clint restates the obvious. Superhero-ing cant stop for the common cold. N-no its fine. He moves the metal circle over different parts of Steves lungs, and it all sounds clear. Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. Sorry if this is a little cold.. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. No mfine. Ill be making barbecue sliders. Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. Its from Nat. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. PART 1 Clint creates the words. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. Un hijo del hombre ms rico de USA y el otro hijo de un veterano. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. Nats perfume His nose twitches, but he doesnt sneeze. Lavender. I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. Thats too much information, Pete.. Peter feels lousy and Wade makes it slightly more bearable. Storytime. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. He sniffles and rubs his itchy eyes again. Bruce sniffs. Location, my room.". Youyou don't know. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. This calls for a celebration. 1.2K Stories. Grass?, Tony laughs. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. I have to fix Nats blow dryer and Im not really looking forward to starting that project. hermes x oc The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Tony ends up dealing with a lot more than he bargained for when he invites Peter to join him for a simple holiday dinner. His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. Loki, dont rub your eyes. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. What do you know? Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. Steve already won the titles of super taster and super listener. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. Bruce is right where Peter left him. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Bruce looks over the rim of his glasses and then adjusts the lenses to sit over his eyes so that Peter is in focus. Peter, are you alright?, Clint keeps his questions as yes and no answers. 76 guests Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Steve has his eyes closed and his head is cradled in Natashas arms. Thank you, Peter. After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Taking a deep breath in, Peter opened the car door, and greeted Happy quietly. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. In his lair, dosed up on hayfever medication procured by one of his minions and wrapped in a blanket, Loki curls up in a corner, bewildered by the sudden onset of overwhelming drowsiness, and falls asleep. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. um, its itsugh, I dont know. Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. 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