BARBARA: But were invisible. Own that. The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? Lydia, I know you wont let me down. Except her. Fool your friends! Wheres Lydia? Yes, its been very creepy. (closes door.) I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. LYDIA: Mom?! Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. "YES I DO! You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. CHARLES: My god, woman. Barbara, the pig! You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. MAXINE: OH STOP! This is exciting! Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. ADAM Hey old girl! Weve already said it a bunch of times! ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! This. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. howd you get her to marry you? Which does not come easy. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. Theres very good energy in here. Did you think I wasnt coming back? . Can I see? Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. I love it! LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! Thats what I want too. Oh, my God! We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! Its like against the law at my house. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! And nothing else exists. BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) JUNO: Report to processing! Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. And their eyes! Beetlejuice The Musical Merchandise, Music & Videos - Click . Girl, just say it three times in a row. (a beat.) Im on your side, and I always will be. DELIA: Nope! Im sorry its kind of a mess. Prrokie! ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . BEETLEJUICE: WOO! She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. So this is what you get! BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. YES I DO! Welcome to the family, son. But together, well make him see! And so do I! Dont you get it? Leave this house! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! We will. CHARLES: OkayOtho! Alright. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. DELIA: (Ringing Triangle.) But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. Okay, I see what you did there. In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . Hey, I get it! BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! BEETLEJUICE: NO! There's lots of cool stuff in there! THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. Keep it coming gentleman! It has to stop. Okay, chapter one. If you would like to give a public . Oh God, how I missed that sound. I cant see! Live a life of love! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. SEQUEL (air horn.) IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! What an effervescent young lady you are. And Id like us to be a family. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). He needs therapy! ADAM: That guy! It didn't work. LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Oh god, Im so worried now. Im just saying its not stupid. having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. LYDIA: I dont know. Dad, no. For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." We do not have time to make screaming, passionate, love right now. Ill marry you! DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. L: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. DELIA: AHHH! Got any references? The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! Those are the guest sheets! And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. ADAM: Oh! Im invisible. Living girl! : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. So I kinda found the original script for the DC run of Beetlejuice. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. Feel nothing. Where is that damned exorcist? BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? Who knows what hes done to Lydia! (goes to kiss him, but gags.). If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. DELIA: (aggressive.) IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? And this, this is a business dinner! She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. All of us! LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. happy! ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. Wheres your handbook? I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. I am utterly alone. Lydia: No! We will just have to do this without her. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! BEETLEJUICE: OH! IM ALIVE! Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. Its not a fad! Enjoy live events at insider prices. Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! We couldve been such a great team. Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. I asked you to send me a sign. One big dark room. Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. she utters this indignant monologue. No one likes it, throw it out.. CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. LYDIA: Dad! BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. Whats a matter Chuck? FORESHADOWING. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! And I'm just Hamlet going insane. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. I wanna go home. (laughs) Hell do it. (doorbell rings.) Yes, I love that man of mine. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! You asked me, I'm answering. Wait! It sayswe should draw a door. CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Smash. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Death for the dead. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! Welcome! First published Apr 06, 2020. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! CHARLES: Lydia! . I need a wife. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! OTHO: Please! THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. I had a vision once. Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. LYDIA: Yeah, me too. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. And then, spring the trap. LYDIA: Dad! BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! People dont read. **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] Mmmmmm, yes! CHARLES: Except brains. BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. ADAM: I know, I know, me too. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! AH AH AH! But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) Bu Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. It's our house now, kid! DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. (THE MAITLANDS nod.) WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. LYDIA: What are you talking about? Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! Very good energy. BARBARA: Adam! BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? Theyre chasing me! FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? So, what do you say? Oo! You know what? Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. New Car smell people LYDIA: And we, are old book smell people. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". Maybe nothing has to change. Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . BEETLEJUICE: No. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). ADAM: Oh god! OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. Sometimes puppet shows are sad. You are dead? One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? Why dont you have a handbook? Do you want some lunch? We invisibles have to stick together! Okay, new plan. Adam, wanna do the honors? DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. And yet, I worry. DELIA: But what if its Lydia? All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. OTHO: Its Kevin! BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) He was fast! CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? Im his fifth wife! I accept you. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. Maybe, we can help each other! *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. The Netherworld. LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! I meant to say. And its not fair, you know? YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! The two of you need to hire me right now. "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. LOOK! BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! Like a gay republican! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! Call 9-1-1! And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! LYDIA: I cant change anything! Thank you for being here. You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? My dad never wants me to talk about her. Dad, n-no you cant do that. Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring Mr. 1."I am alone. DELIA: And that is depressing. ADAM: Wed love it! Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! In a haunted house, all alone! ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! And also, I dont model anymore. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. Im crying because Im so happy. Its-. Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. This is not working out. Please, dont spin the wheel! The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. Time. CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? 123! You are never gonna regret this! Join the StageAgent community I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. CHARLES: I see! BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. INT. Are you alright? Youre all going to die. CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! Your father was trying to hide you from us. Yes, I love that man of mine. Adam, youre boring. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. Move forward. LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) AND Im from New Jersey! We did kill someone though. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! 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